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The Film: Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned
The place You Can Stream It: YouTube
The Pitch: Livid at Devil for turning him right into a vampire tons of of years earlier, Dracula plots an elaborate revenge in opposition to the satan and steals Devil’s would-be bride from a cult ceremony. Later, an outdated man in a wheelchair (a descendant of Van Helsing) wildly assaults a younger man with a sword in a public park in an try to see if the man has what it takes to turn out to be a vampire hunter. Later nonetheless, that very same younger man tries to make use of martial arts strikes in a battle in opposition to Dracula. (It doesn’t go properly.) And I’ve barely scratching the floor of the madness that occurs on this film.
Why It’s Important Viewing: You learn the pitch, proper? Yeah, that’s why.
Launched in Japan in 1980 and arriving on U.S. shores three years later, Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned was evidently the primary animated film based mostly on a Marvel Comics property, which can clarify why it has virtually nothing to do with Bram Stoker’s imaginative and prescient for the character. As a substitute, all the things is way, a lot goofier – however a lot of the humor is unintentional, as a result of the voice actors and the script appear to be taking this materials lethal critically. The entire feelings are so extremely high-pitched and excessive, however that provides the entire thing a way of appeal that it wouldn’t in any other case have.
A few of it’s really genuinely humorous – like a scene the place a bunch of Boston-based Satanists arrive late at a sacrificial ceremony and blame their tardiness on visitors, and the ringmaster shrieks, “No excuses! You recognize we are able to’t start the service till you carve the altar, so convey your instruments right here and get to work!” after which the film simply holds on these guys developing an altar whereas everybody appears to be like on in silence for a full minute. Or a scene during which Dracula, in full vampire garb, wanders right into a New York Metropolis diner, pays for a hamburger, and scarfs it at a desk alone, in silence.
Don’t get me flawed: this isn’t some unheralded masterpiece. It’s an extraordinarily poorly made film – however I nonetheless discovered it to be extremely entertaining. It’s solely 90 minutes lengthy, however there are a number of sections during which it was clear that the animators didn’t find the money for to truly animate a scene, so as an alternative the digicam simply sits on a nonetheless picture whereas a narrator talks over it. It’s additionally the kind of film the place it’s rather more enjoyable to put in writing out the bonkers issues that occur in it than it’s to truly watch these issues happen – however once more, I’d say it’s value watching simply to bear witness to the truth that one thing so bizarre ever acquired made. And when you’re nervous that this piece ruined the entire absurd moments, don’t fear – there are lots extra that I saved so that you can uncover yourselves.
Particular because of /Movie’s Chris Evangelista for bringing this movie to my consideration.
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